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'Santa's Blotto' Funny Christmas Card

£1.75 GBP £3.50 GBP

Description

We do love a pun and this funny play on the festive phrase 'Santas Grotto' ensures this funny Christmas card is sure to raise a smile from anyone who receives it. Featuring a delightful illustration of a drunk Santa Claus, this tipsy Santa card is perfect for someone who has been on the naughty list this year ; )

The funny Christmas cards are blank inside for you to put your own message and can be bought singularly or in packs of 6 or 12.

The 14 x 14cm funny pun Christmas cards are printed on eco friendly, recycled board and they are blank inside for you to put your own festive message. They can be purchased singularly or in packs of 6 or 12 and come cello wrapped with a white envelope.

FREE UK DELIVERY

Design © Of Life & Lemons Ltd.

Product Details

The cards are approx 13.5 x 13.5cm and professionally printed using quality, lightly textured 310gsm acid free board from reycled and well controlled sources.

The cards are blank inside, leaving plenty of room for a message and they come cello wrapped with a white envelope.

 


Shipping
We ship worldwide from Leigh on Sea in Essex.

DOMESTIC/UK ORDERS:

  • All orders going to a UK address qualify for free delivery. Orders are shipped within 1-2 business days.
  • A4 prints are sent cellophane wrapped and cardboard backed in a  hardback envelope while A3/A2/A1 posters are sent securely rolled in a tube. All bags/tea towels and other textile products are sent tissue wrapped and sent in a waterproof mailing bag.
  • Items are sent by Royal Mail 1st class in the UK. Please note that weekends and holidays are excluded from processing and shipping times.
  • Delivery within the UK is approximately 1-3 business days after dispatch. Please allow an extra couple of days at busy times of the year such as Christmas.
  • You will receive an email once your order has been dispatched. 

INTERNATIONAL ORDERS:
 
  • International orders are shipped within 1-2 business days and are sent via Royal Mail standard airmail. Please note that weekends and holidays are excluded from processing and shipping  times.
  • You will receive an email once your order has been dispatched
  • Approximate delivery times after dispatch are as follows:

Western Europe - Within 5 working days
Eastern Europe - Within 7 working days
Rest of the World - Major cities worldwide within 7 working days and other destinations within 7-10

REFUSED AND UNDELIVERABLE ORDERS

  • The customer is responsible for supplying the correct shipping address. We print the address directly from the details provided so please ensure these are correct upon checkout.
  • Any orders that are undeliverable due to an incorrect address are the responsibility of the customer.
  • In the case you would like us to re-ship a refused or undeliverable package, a shipping fee will be charged.
Returns
  • Returns must be made within 14 days of the delivery date.
  • Returns postmarked outside of the 14 day return policy will be returned to sender.
  • In accordance with the Distance Selling Regulations 2014, personalised prints/products or anything which is "specially made, or ordered, with your choice of name, message or any other customised aspect that makes it unique to you (and therefore not resellable): are non-refundable."
  • Customers are responsible for ensuring all personalised details are correct when the order is placed. We will not be held responsible for any errors that are down to the customer.
  • Refunds are issued to your original payment method. Refunds cannot be returned to alternate cards or different forms of payment.
  • Original shipping fees are non-refundable. When your return is received and processed, we'll email you a refund notification. It will normally take 3-5 business days to process a refund.
     
HOW TO MAKE A RETURN 

  • Customer is responsible for return shipping costs.
  • Return your item(s) using an insured postal carrier. We are not responsible for missing, damaged, or packages lost in transit.
  • To return your items, please send them back to the address below.  Please include name and order number. 

Of Life & Lemons, Unit 1 Leighcliff Building, Maple Avenue, Leigh on Sea, Essex SS9 1PR
EXCHANGES

  • Item(s) you wish to exchange must be unworn, unused, unwashed and in their original packaging. If any items are damaged or have clearly been used they will be returned to sender.
  • In accordance with the Distance Selling Regulations 2014, personalised prints/products or anything which is "specially made, or ordered, with your choice of name, message or any other customised aspect that makes it unique to you (and therefore not resellable): cannot be exchanged."
  • Customer is responsible for shipping costs to exchange the order.
  • To exchange your items, simply return them following the instructions above. Make sure you include the full name of the person on the original order and your order number. Include in the parcel details of what you would like to exchange it for - size etc.
  • Only like for like items will be exchanged. 
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